Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax Tohru AdachiThe Completely Self-Centered Cabbage Detective
Dandy has his mind set.
the less I see
the more I know
the more I like to let it go
giving advice to friends like
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
"Fuck, I Accidentally Opened PhotoShop" — An Autobiography By Me
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
why do they sell these
to commit a murder most fowl